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Do not tell fish stories where the people know you. Particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. ~Mark Twain

As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint. ~Jack Handey

What I miss most about living in Alaska is the fishing.

When I was a child and came with my elders to Galway for their salmon fishing in the river that rushes past the gaol, I used to look with awe at the window where men were hung, and the dark, closed gate.

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Fish tales told here.

...of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy. ~William Sherwood Fox, Silken Lines and Silver Hooks, 1954

Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. ~Karl Marx

There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm. ~Patrick F. McManus, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, 1979

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