BASS FISHING FUNNY T-SHIRT
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day... Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day...
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. ~unknown
Fish stories told here....some true!!!
Bait.— One animal impaled upon a hook in order to torture a second for the amusement of a third. ~Specimens of a Patent Pocket Dictionary, For the use of those who wish to understand the meaning of things as well as words, The New Monthly Magazine and Literary Journal, 1824
Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths. ~Author Unknown
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My main aim is getting set up so that when I do quit, I can step away and re-evaluate what I want to do in life. Do I want to get to 50 years old and come back? Or will I just want to go home and be fishing, hunting and working around the house?
Be patient and calm—for no one can catch fish in anger. ~Herbert Hoover
I used to work out on an island called Martha's Vineyard. I ran a pizza oven, I caddied, I worked on a fishing boat, and life is very easy out there. It's a vacation lifestyle all the time.
Monofilament is what you use to go fishing. The line on your fishing rod is probably going to be black. You get to the end of the line and you tie on this clear plastic, thin thread called monofilament.