A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line, waiting for a jerk on the other.
My favorite hobby is being alone. I like to be alone. I also like dancing, fishing, playing poker sometimes and vegetable gardening - corn, tomatoes, cucumbers, I have a big garden every year.
Like they say, you can learn more from a guide in one day than you can in three months fishing alone.
I do hunt, and I do fish, and I don't apologize to anybody for hunting and fishing.
There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are prayer and fishing.
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[ FISH-BIOLOGIST ].
Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. ~Karl Marx
If you've got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly. ~Jack Ohman, Fear of Fly Fishing, 1988
I'm not perfect and I know it. I've done all sorts of things that are frowned upon these days - big-game hunting, fishing. I still enjoy fishing but I don't kill warm-blooded animals any more - I make an exception with birds sometimes.
It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John Steinbeck