When in doubt...exaggerate!!
Fishing tournaments seem a little like playing tennis with living balls... ~Jim Harrison, Just Before Dark, 1991
Tall fish tales told here.
It's a little like casting out hundreds of fishing lines into the audience. You start getting little bites, then more, then you hook a few, then more. Then you can start reeling them in and that's a loveliest feeling - the whole audience laughing with you.
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There are always new places to go fishing. For any fisherman, there's always a new place, always a new horizon.
I was just different. When the other kids gravitated to football or basketball, I went fishing and skating. I was into trapping animals, pheasants and squirrels. Not only was I trapper, I was a taxidermist.
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. ~unknown
The two things that I miss most when living out of Australia are the bush and the Pacific coast, especially fishing in the surf at night!