Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. ~Author unknown
Gone fishin', be back at dark-thirty! ~Author Unknown
My friend Ed Begley goes fishing. It's a little smelly to me, I don't like it so much. I like to eat fish, but I don't like to catch them.
You cannot catch trout with dry breeches. ~Spanish Proverb
There's no taking trout with dry breeches. ~Cervantes
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A DAY WITHOUT FISHING IS LIKE A DAY WITHTOUT SUNSHINE
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.__ ~Paul Schullery
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We also own a little boat and I'm like a kid with it. I take off early in the morning, fishing rod in tow, and just drift about the ocean all day.