FISH Handle it

Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing.

You know fish is great brain food. ~Well, you know, then you should fish for a whale! ~Larry and Moe (of the Three Stooges)

FEAR NO FISH

I went fishing, and I caught a minnow. If you think that's tiny, you should see the bait I was using. What micro fish could resist my love? ~Jarod Kintz,Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Now, if you notice how the swan, putting its neck down into the deep water, brings up food for itself from below, then you will discover the wisdom of the Creator, in that He gave it a neck longer than its feet for this reason, that it might, as if lowering a sort of fishing line, procure the food hidden in the deep water.

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May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. ~Irish Blessing

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. ~Steven Wright

With my father, there was one baseball game, one football game, one fishing trip. You got one of everything. And that was all you got. It was enough, though, and I adored him. He was a god to me.

I've done about every kind of fishing you can imagine, but I've never noodled. And the reason I've never noodled is because I don't want to get bit by a water moccasin. I'm just too afraid of snakes.

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