Fish like a girl

I'd go fishing and always pretend I would catch the biggest fish. I'd stay out there for hours after everybody else left until I caught something. When I shot baskets, I was always the coach and star player and always made the winning shot.

I've done about every kind of fishing you can imagine, but I've never noodled. And the reason I've never noodled is because I don't want to get bit by a water moccasin. I'm just too afraid of snakes.

Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers. ~Herbert Hoover

If I could be involved in the hunting and fishing industry, that would be amazing. That said, I studied biology in college and that led into me being really involved in anatomy and being a pre-med major.

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Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. ~unknown

Most of the world is covered by water. A fisherman's job is simple: Pick out the best parts. ~Charles Waterman

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Sadly, my hobby is what I do for work, so I don't go off and go fishing. I go home and veg, and then I go back to work.

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