Fish On!

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad.

Early to bed...early to rise...fish all day...make up lies.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. ~Author Unknown

You cannot catch trout with dry breeches. ~Spanish Proverb

I marvel how the fishes live in the sea. Why, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones. ~William Shakespeare

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I SUPPORT CATCH AND EAT

I've done about every kind of fishing you can imagine, but I've never noodled. And the reason I've never noodled is because I don't want to get bit by a water moccasin. I'm just too afraid of snakes.

COULD YOU FISH ANY BETTER IF THAT POLE WAS UP YOUR ASS?

I think that the Japanese - and I do love Japanese cuisine and adore Japanese food culture - I think that they're going to plow through the entire world's fishing. They're going to eat everything anyways.

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