FISHING GUIDE – MOTHER
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. ~Steven Wright
THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL CATCH A FISH IS IF SOMEONE THROWS IT AT YOU
Gone Fishin'....be back dark-thirty!
Bait.— One animal impaled upon a hook in order to torture a second for the amusement of a third. ~Specimens of a Patent Pocket Dictionary, For the use of those who wish to understand the meaning of things as well as words, The New Monthly Magazine and Literary Journal, 1824
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[ FISHING GUIDE – MOTHER ].
I was a typical American boy. I did a lot of outdoor activities, played a lot outside with my friends, loved to go the beach, liked to hike, boating and fishing, and I flew a lot of model airplanes as well.
It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John Steinbeck
Old Fisherman never die, they just smell that way!
FISHING IS NOT A SPORT-IT’S AWAY OF LIFE