I am a Fish Drier
I'd go fishing and always pretend I would catch the biggest fish. I'd stay out there for hours after everybody else left until I caught something. When I shot baskets, I was always the coach and star player and always made the winning shot.
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm. ~Patrick F. McManus, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, 1979
There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are prayer and fishing.
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick McManus
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[ I am a Fish Drier ].
Early to bed...early to rise...fish all day...make up lies.
I look at trees, hunt mushrooms, and watch animals. Fishing is what gets me out into the woods so I can notice these things.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Fish or cut bait...!