I JUST NEED TO GO FISHING SHIRTS

Wishin' I'd gone fishin'...

STOP BITCHIN AND START FISHIN

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. ~Doug Larson

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

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...trout that doesn't think two jumps and several runs ahead of the average fisherman is mighty apt to get fried. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949

I worked on a farm. Played ball and loafed along the fishing and swimming holes of the White River, and my boyhood was not a lot different from that of other youngsters.

I was 35 years old and in a position to take a shot at whatever I wanted to try. The Air Force said I was too old to fly fighter jets. I thought about becoming a fishing boat captain, before deciding that acting seemed pretty cool.

Every redneck's dream is to write a song and have it go on a fishing show.

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