i love it when my wife let me go fishing
The English countryside is the most staggeringly beautiful place. I can't spend as much time there as I like, but I like everything about it. I like fishing, I like clay- pigeon shooting.
People who fish for food, and sport be damned, are called pot-fishermen. The more expert ones are called crack pot-fishermen. All other fishermen are called crackpot fishermen. This is confusing. ~Ed Zern, 1947
SORRY I’M LATE, BUT FISHING TAKES A LOT OF TIME
And when an angler for his dish,
If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago. ~Zane Grey
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[ i love it when my wife let me go fishing ].
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught._ ~unknown
I think it's time for me to get out, because at the moment I'm only thinking about fishing 21 hours a day, and they're the waking moments. And even when I close my eyes I'm thinking about it.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. ~Steven Wright
When in doubt...exaggerate!!