It Doesnt Matter If She Is Short Fat And Has A Big Mought As Long As She Swallows

Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. ~Karl Marx

I FISH THERE FORE I LIE

I do fish. I think there is a connection between thinking and fishing mostly because you spend a lot of time up to your waist in water without a whole lot to keep your mind busy.

Good things come to those who bait.

I spent a long time away from my parents when I was younger. I would go hunting and fishing with my uncle, and we would go for weeks at a time. I also spent a lot of time in Texas with my grandparents.

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I was a typical American boy. I did a lot of outdoor activities, played a lot outside with my friends, loved to go the beach, liked to hike, boating and fishing, and I flew a lot of model airplanes as well.

My Biggest worry is that when I'm dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. ~Koos Brandt

Hooked on Fishing!!

Tall fish tales told here.

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