Keep Calm And Fish On

IF IT SMELLS LIKE FISH, EAT IT

Fish tremble at the sound of my name.

I was a kid that grew up in the South and was always outdoors fishing and hunting and, you know, swimming in the pool during the summer.

FISHING IS NOT A SPORT-IT’S AWAY OF LIFE

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

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[ Keep Calm And Fish On ].

Do not tell fish stories where the people know you. Particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. ~Mark Twain

Growing up, you always want to hang with your dad - go fishing or whatever. But my dad was always working, so we never really had time for that. I think I kind of learned to accept it.

Here lives a grouchy old fisherman and the catch of his life.

Even if you've been fishing for three hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm. ~Author Unknown

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