Let a girl show you how to FISH

My dad, Frank Addison Albini, was a terrific shot with a rifle and had generally excellent hunting skills. While my dad loved hunting and fishing, he didn't romanticize them. He was filling the freezer, not intellectualizing some caveman impulse or proving his worth as a real man.

You know fish is great brain food. ~Well, you know, then you should fish for a whale! ~Larry and Moe (of the Three Stooges)

WORK IS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON’T FISH

I love fishing._ You put that line in the water and you don't know what's on the other end._ Your imagination is under there._ ~Robert Altman

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In the suburban Midwestern Reform Jewish world I was raised in, in the nineteen-seventies and eighties, grown men built plastic scale models of Israeli tanks and F-15 jets and displayed them throughout the house, dangling the warplanes from bedroom ceilings with fishing line.

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

Lots of people committed crimes during the year who would not have done so if they had been fishing. The increase of crime is among those deprived of the regenerations that impregnate the mind and character of the fisherman. ~Herbert Hoover

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