National Fishing Day
THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL CATCH A FISH IS IF SOMEONE THROWS IT AT YOU
I pass my time in the open air on the beach when it is really heavy weather or when the boats go out fishing.
WELCOME FISHERMEN: Landlubbers by Appointment!!
Attempts, the wretch, to pull thee out,
I've managed to convince my wife that somewhere in the Bible it says, 'Man cannot have too many shotguns and fishing poles.'
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[ National Fishing Day ].
All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational disease with them like housemaid's knee or editor's ulcers. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949
I love talk and I love fishing. I'm having a ball.
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you. Particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. ~Mark Twain
Nothing is worse than a beautiful girl fishing for compliments by saying how gross she is. On the flip side, I find genuine humility and modesty attractive.