Size Matters Fishing Funny Shirt

WORK IS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON’T FISH

Freediving can be extremely dangerous. It's got an incredibly high fatality rate outside of competition. But there's never been a fatality in competition. In terms of spear fishing and people who train by themselves, it's the second most dangerous sport in the world after base jumping. If you black out by yourself, you drown.

Don't worry, he said, that grandfatherly smile spreading across his face once more, 'I've been fishing for over forty years._ You've got plenty of time to catch up, maybe even pass what I've done._ You're a perspicacious piscatorial pursuer, and I'm sure you'll catch the big ones.' ~S. Bradley Stoner,Fishing and Other Misadventures

Enjoy thy stream, O harmless fish;

Do not tell fish stories where the people know you. Particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. ~Mark Twain

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Be patient and calm - for no one can catch fish in anger. ~Herbert Hoover

All the romance of trout fishing exists in the mind of the angler and is in no way shared by the fish. ~Harold F. Blaisdell, The Philosophical Fisherman, 1969

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day... Teach a man to fish, you get rid of him for the weekend.

If you want to maintain a sustainable supply of fish you have to farm the fish, rather than mine them. So putting your money into fishing fleets that are going to exacerbate the problem by over-fishing is not the way to preserve the underlying asset.

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