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My Biggest worry is that when I'm dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. ~Koos Brandt

Every redneck's dream is to write a song and have it go on a fishing show.

When I'm fishing, I feel guilty that I'm not writing, and when I'm writing, I feel guilty that I'm not fishing. But when push comes to shove, I'll always take the writing.

Bait.— One animal impaled upon a hook in order to torture a second for the amusement of a third. ~Specimens of a Patent Pocket Dictionary, For the use of those who wish to understand the meaning of things as well as words, The New Monthly Magazine and Literary Journal, 1824

I am an avid fisherman, and my daily schedule is to write in the morning and then go fishing in the afternoon. In Maine, I fish mostly for stripers, and in the Florida Keys, I go after all kinds of game fish.

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I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive.

Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years. ~Charles Haas

I FISH THERE FORE I LIE

I was 35 years old and in a position to take a shot at whatever I wanted to try. The Air Force said I was too old to fly fighter jets. I thought about becoming a fishing boat captain, before deciding that acting seemed pretty cool.

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