I Fish Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon

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There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. ~Paul O'Neil, 1965

All Americans believe that they are born fishermen. For a man to admit a distaste for fishing would be like denouncing mother-love or hating moonlight. ~John Steinbeck

The best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly. ~Author Unknown

My Biggest worry is that when I'm dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. ~Koos Brandt

Attempts, the wretch, to pull thee out,

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'LazyTown' is basically about motivation. So what do I call motivation? I call it 'go.' The show is going to inspire kids to go. Go fishing. Go dancing. Go live.

Probably fishing is my first passion.

LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO FISH WITHOUT BEER

I've done about every kind of fishing you can imagine, but I've never noodled. And the reason I've never noodled is because I don't want to get bit by a water moccasin. I'm just too afraid of snakes.

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