If it wasn’t for the money, fame and chicks I wouldn’t like fishing (funny shirt)

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Old fishermen never die, they just smell like they did!

If I were not African, I wonder whether it would be clear to me that Africa is a place where the people do not need limp gifts of fish but sturdy fishing rods and fair access to the pond. I wonder whether I would realize that while African nations have a failure of leadership, they also have dynamic people with agency and voices.

Lure the Best!!

A woman who has never seen her husband fishing doesn't know what a patient man she married!

On tour, I'll get up at 5 p.m. and go to bed at 8 in the morning. With fishing, it's the exact opposite. Fishing is the only healthy thing I do. Touring is such a grind; it's the opposite of healthy.

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A MAN AND HIS BOAT DO NOT NEED TO BE JUSTIFIED

Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.

Fish tremble at the sound of my name.

It's a little like casting out hundreds of fishing lines into the audience. You start getting little bites, then more, then you hook a few, then more. Then you can start reeling them in and that's a loveliest feeling - the whole audience laughing with you.

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